Hello!!! I'm John!!! Part-time cloud whisperer, full-time spaghetti juggler, and the only certified llama moonlight trainer on Earth!!! I teach squirrels quantum coding while riding unicycles!!! I also teleport sandwiches into alternate dimensions just for giggles!!! In my free time, I have intense debates with my goldfish about space travel, sculpt clouds into tiny dinosaurs, and knit upside-down hats for invisible penguins!!! Life is an adventure, and I make sure it’s ridiculously fun!!!